The Longest Thread: Part III

[Emperor Napoleon]

[img]graemlins/boy_hug.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/sheep.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/girl_hug.gif[/img] = Muslim menage-a-trois.

<font color="#000002" size="1">[ May 13, 2004 03:31 PM: Message edited by: Sea Gull ]</font>

[Emperor Napoleon]

[Raven Soul]

Dirty Joke:

Rainy day, pig fell into mud.

Clean Joke:

Pig took a bath

[Emperor Napoleon]

Stop telling dirty jokes Raven. You have been warned! It upsets JDF. [img]mad.gif[/img]

[Raven Soul]

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I can pee farther than anyone else"

"Yeah" the bartender says.

"Sure, and I can pee right on the spot from 75 feet away" the guy says.

"Yeah right" the bartender says.

"It's true, in fact, I'll bet you 100 dollars that I can pee right into a beer bottle 75 feet away and not spill a drop" the guy says.

"Go ahead" the bartender says smiling at the chance to make some easy money.

So a beer bottle is placed on the floor 75 feet away. Then the guy starts peeing. He pees on the wall, he pees on the floor, he pees on the ceiling and bar,he even pees on the bartender. He pees everywhere EXCEPT in the bottle.

The bartender starts smiling and tells the guy to pay up. The guy goes into another room, comes out a few minutes later with a big grin on his face and pays the bartender.

The bartender then says to the guy, "Why are you so happy, you just lost a hundred bucks?"

Then the guy says ""Well, I just those 5 guys in the other room a thousand bucks a peice that I could not only pee all over you and your bar, and that not only would that not make you mad, you would be happy about it.

[Emperor Napoleon]

son that joke is older than dirt.

[Raven Soul]

So are you. [img]wink.gif[/img]

[Emperor Napoleon]

old is good.

[cincygreg]

Ungabingabunga!


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[Raven Soul]

You better not let this thread fucking die (sorry sluggo). We are almost to are goal.